BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A spokesperson for disgraced comedian Bill Cosby called Eddie Murphy a “Hollywood Slave” after the actor poked fun at his former idol during his opening monologue as host of “Saturday Night Live.”
Murphy marked his first appearance back on the Saturday night mainstay in 35 years by taking aim at Cosby while talking about how he’s changed since his last SNL appearance, most notably by fathering 10 children.
“My kids are pretty much my whole life now,” he said, “but if you would have told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring, stay-at-home house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have taken that bet.”
According to Cosby’s spokesperson, he was so outraged at the comment, that the now jailed comedian is threatening to attempt to “date” Murphy’s daughters if he ever gets out of prison.