BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – After suing McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s, a jury awarded the Road Runner thirty million dollars, when he proved that he was the original “fast” food. The Road Runner wanted to talk to the press about the decision, but immediately following the verdict, he ran out of the courtroom being chased by a coyote wearing some rocket-powered roller skates.
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