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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just saw on Animal Planet a special about the Tasmanian Devil. I learned that it cannot spin extremely fast…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Sony pictures and director Genndy Tartakovsky have unveiled the test look for their upcoming…

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                      LOOKALIKES

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WINNIE THE POOH AND FRIENDS

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Pinocchio was in shock after Jiminy Cricket explained to him about politics. He stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – The district attorney stated that he was very disappointed that he could…

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YOU’RE A MEAN ONE… MR. GRINCH!

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Linus Van Pelt files a lawsuit against a nightclub alleging that he was discriminated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Kentucky Fried Chicken avoids going to trial, and settles out of court in…

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                               THE PINK PANTHER

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – More and more celebrities have gotten comfortable with publicly admitting that they are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – After suing McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s, a jury awarded the Road…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Before Captain Hook lost his hand and co-starred in “Peter Pan”, he worked in a pet store. The following were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Before a large crowd, Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan stated that he has…

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                                    PLAY BALL!!!

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THE DOUBLE AGENT

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  BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Betty Boop announces that she plans to launch her very own exclusive social…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Popeye’s new tell-all book has made the New York Times best…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Wile E. Coyote sues the Acme Company over the countless injuries he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Book critics from the New York Times say that they have…

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