BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker has suspended his campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination after struggling since the start to break into the top tier and failing to make the cut for the upcoming debate.
“It’s with a full heart that I share this news — I’ve made the decision to suspend my campaign for president,” Booker said in an email to supporters. “It was a difficult decision to make, but I got in this race to win, and I’ve always said I wouldn’t continue if there was no longer a path to victory. Even though the ‘spontaneous clichés’ I often used never really resonated, I’ll leave you with one last one…
I’d really be embarrassed
if I were Kamala Harris
because her campaign really tanked
when people realized her policies stank.”