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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs is found guilty and now faces life in prison. He was overheard saying to his attorneys that he doesn’t understand why God didn’t answer his prayer, which was, that the entire jury be made up of people that were originally from Florida.