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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the massive national debt, Congress has voted to downsize the United States to cut costs. Effective immediately, the last two states to join the union Hawaii and Alaska, will be sold to the highest bidder. And if anyone buys them both in the next 30 days, they get New Jersey for free.