BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – President Trump said ties between his country and India have never been as good are they are now at a joint press briefing with Prime Minister Narendra Modi. He expressed hope that India and the US could reach a trade deal “that will be of great importance to both countries”, and announced agreements for India to purchase more than $3 billion in advanced US military equipment. Congresswoman Maxine Waters strongly objected to the visit. “With all the problems going on around the country, why is Trump visiting a new deli? How does going to the grand opening of a Jewish restaurant accomplish anything? He’s only doing this to appeal to Israel, and I don’t think he even likes kosher food. I personally think he’s a Nazi-sympathizer! He probably owns a Volkswagen! Re-impeach 45!”
