BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – One day before bowing out of the race. Billionaire White House hopeful Tom Steyer danced on stage with rapper Juvenile in a final appeal to voters in South Carolina before the all-important primary. Steyer, wearing his signature tartan tie, got low, bounced and shook his hips as Juvenile performed a rendition of “Back that Thang Up” — the PG version of the 1999 classic “Back that Azz Up.”
“Wow, this dancing with black people is quite invigorating!” he yelled at Juvenile as he awkwardly shuffled across the stage. “And I’ll tell you what, I have thousands of employees in my companies. If I would’ve known how much fun African-Americans are, I would’ve lifted my ban to hire you people a long time ago.”