BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – All major cities in the United States has reported that many homeless people including hobos and transients, are currently making a fortune in consulting fees, on teaching people how to survive when there is little to no food in grocery stores. Some of the most common lessons is how to reheat discarded food and how to turn anything that’s edible, into a stew. They also showed some of their clients how to bathe in three minutes during the middle of the night in a front yard, using an unsuspecting neighbor’s garden hose.
