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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the possible of consumers getting the coronavirus, a new law has been passed that singles out franchises like Barnes and Noble. The law states, that if one of the employees sees someone leafing through a publication while sneezing or coughing, that particular book must be shelf-quarantined.