BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In order to show diversity, Marvel Comics announces that the new Spiderman will be half black and half Latino. To further show diversity and to be sensitive to geologists, they also announced that the next Iron Man will be half aluminum and half Styrofoam. Critics state that this proves that political correctness in the U.S. has gotten way out of control, however the ACLU is praising both decisions made by Marvel.