BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the Center for Disease Control, a new strain of the corona virus can now be contracted visually. “If someone looks at something that a person with corona virus recently looked at, they can catch it that way,” stated the CDC. “We now strongly encouraging everyone in public, to wear a face mask and a blindfold.” Muggers and pickpockets are calling the new recommendation, “a dream come true.”
