BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has now taken an unusually aggressive step. Due to their determination that a young girl with curly blonde hair infected three bears with the corona virus, they believe all forests in America should be under Goldilock-down.
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