BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – First lady of New York City Chirlane McCray said that it would be like “nirvana” if society didn’t need police officers to keep the peace.
“That would be like a nirvana, a utopia that we are nowhere close to getting to,” she told Time magazine. “The only people that really need cops in the Big Apple is my husband and I. We need protection from bigoted people that are hostile toward mixed marriages, and from the millions of citizens who live here, that have been negatively affected over the years due to the countless failed policies implemented by the lobotomized dufus that I’m unfortunately married to.”