BREAKING NEWS – Bradford, New Hampshire – Jeffrey Epstein’s confidant Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested in New Hampshire on multiple sex abuse charges, including conspiracy to entice minors to engage in sexual acts. Epstein’s former girlfriend and accused madam was taken into custody at 8:30 a.m. She had purportedly been hiding out in Paris, France before her arrest.

“She will have the best legal team that money can buy, because many well known celebrities that insisted on remaining anonymous, have already volunteered to pay her legal fees,” said her attorney Laura Menninger. “My biggest concern right now is her security, and I asked the judge to order that all of the cameras near my clients cell remain on 24/7, and no one is allowed to visit her that has any connections with the Clintons.”