BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Richardson Fremond leaps over a wall as he runs to collect an award during the Chambers High School graduation ceremony at Homestead-Miami Speedway. Forty-one seniors crossed the start-finish line to receive their diplomas. Forty-seven other students that did not graduate, were given participation trophies for spending four years in high school and failed nearly everything. The inscription on the trophies emphasized how stupid they were, but due to the illiteracy of the recipients, they were unaware of the assertion that they were all imbeciles.
