BREAKING NEWS – Washington, DC. – According to the American Hospital Association, hospitals all over America are now concerned about a growing amount of life threatening incidents, created by everyone wearing surgical masks in their facilities. More and more patients are being operated on by people that they believe are surgeons simply because they are wearing surgical masks, but in reality, they have no medical training whatsoever. On several occasions, hospital security chased the bogus doctors, and when the culprits exited the building, they changed into a bat and flew away.
