BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi suggested that former Vice President Joe Biden cancel his three scheduled debates with President Trump because the commander-in-chief would “belittle” the forum and engage in “skullduggery.”

“I don’t think that there should be any debates,” Pelosi said out of the blue at a news conference at the Capitol, saying she doesn’t want the debates to be “an exercise in skullduggery.” She later added, “The debates will only give President Trump an opportunity to poke fun a Biden’s accelerating memory loss. The former vice president may forget the following day how the President made him look like a babbling idiot, but voters that watch the debate may hold it against Biden… after they stop laughing at him.”