BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy signed an executive order tightening restrictions around social gatherings as the state continues to battle the surging pandemic, which shows no signs of slowing down ahead of the holiday season.

Effective immediately, indoor gatherings will be limited to a maximum of 10 people, Murphy tweeted. He then added, “As far as Thanksgiving Day, any family that has more than 10 children are probably on welfare. And since they won’t be able afford a big turkey, to avoid a health risk, these freeloaders should split up into small groups with 3 or 4 people, and split a Banquet Chicken Pot Pie.”