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BREAKING NEWS – La Lima, Honduras – Vehicles were submerged in floodwaters from the Chamelecon River after Hurricane Iota in La Lima. And approximately 25 thieves drowned after holding their breath too long, while trying to remove the wheels from several of the cars.