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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – Several legal brothels have filed a lawsuit, alleging that the women employed at their businesses, cannot provide “certain services” if they have to wear their masks 100% of the time while with customers. At 2 p.m. today, the Nevada Supreme Court will be hearing oral arguments.