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BREAKING NEWS – East Jerusalem, Palestine – Members of the militant group Hezbollah, are now calling the Olympic Committee “a bunch of insensitive bigots”. Hezbollah’s frustration and anger was based on the fact that once again their suggestion was rejected for a new event called “Tennis Hand Grenades”.