BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – An Oregon salon owner who opened her business in defiance of the state’s lockdown orders accused Gov. Kate Brown of “retaliating” against her family in a $100,000 lawsuit, which details the damages she sustained due to extended closures and exorbitant fines issued against her.

Glamour Salon owner Lindsey Graham reopened her salon in May and received a fine of $14,000 from the state. Graham claimed that Brown began to personally “terrorize” her family, and threatened to place her children under the care of Child Protective Services to “intimidate” her into closing her salon doors.

“As soon as I tried to open my doors against the governor’s mandate back in May, she came at me with the full weight of the state,” explained Graham.

“She brought all of this on herself,” said Governor Brown. “I want to be crystal clear on this. I will attempt to take away anyone’s children that defies any of my executive orders. If push comes to shove, I’ll have their kids learn another language, and then ship them off to another country to never be seen again. And if they don’t have children, I’ll confiscate their pets and ship them off to any nation that’s enduring food shortages.”