BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – After getting elected to the U.S. Senate, Rev. Raphael Warnock was asked what is he going to do to help the people in the tent city that’s right across the street from Ebenezer Baptist Church.

“I have a very simple answer for that straight forward,” stated Warnock. “I will follow the bible. In Matthew 26:11, Jesus stated that we will always have the poor with us. And to make sure that happens, I don’t plan on doing anything to assist them. That’s my contribution to insure the poor will always be with us. Besides, the only time I have interacted with those people, is when I had to level a few of their makeshift homes, to park one of my new cars. Fortunately for them, no one was in any of the shacks that I ran over without warning.”