BREAKING NEWS – Norfolk, Virginia – PETA is now demanding that Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube start monitoring their sites more stringently, and ban everyone from posting naked pictures of their dogs and cats.

“What these pet owners are doing can be mentally harmful to both kittens and puppies,” PETA explained. “Constantly exposing them to fully developed naked dogs and cats, can possibly sexually damaged them, and even worse, cause them to grow up and act like animals.”