BREAKING NEWS – Nagorye, Russia – A Catholic church in Russia excommunicates a nun. The church stated in a letter, that their actions was based on the nun initially being seen meditating, playing the piano, and singing a few hymns. And then she unexpectedly went into a one hour medley of gangster rap songs. A bishop later stated that the nun literally spoke no English and had no idea what she was saying, but she was attracted to the music exclusively because of the beat of the songs that she heard on several inner city radio stations while in America. However he added, the church still felt obligated to take drastic action against her, because of the graphic language that she didn’t know she was using, and for the over 30 times she used the “n” word.