BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – Tennessee has become the third state to pass a bill keeping school sports separated based on sex at birth.
The state followed in the footsteps of Mississippi and Arkansas in enacting legislation that supporters argue will protect women’s sports.
Republican Gov. Bill Lee signed the bill, previously claimed that transgender athlete participation would “destroy women’s sports.”
As expected, the ACLU took the opposing position. “This a horrible bill,” stated the left wing civil rights organization. “It’s is especially harsh on males that would be considered wimpy sissies competing against other males, but will dominate while competing against female. Thus this new law will unfairly deny those chumps of ever winning any kind of trophy, and we don’t think that’s fair!”