BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Tareq and Michaele Salahi a.k.a. as the “White House Gate Crashers” are back in the news. Tareq reported to the police that his wife was abducted after she didn’t return home for two days, later found out that his wife left him for the lead guitarist of the band Journey, Neal Schon. Tareq, who is said to be bitter and hurt, was overheard saying that if Michaele eventually marries Neal, he’ll crash the wedding reception… with a grenade launcher.