BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Joe Biden visited Section 60 of Arlington National Cemetery, the final resting place of soldiers who lost their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan. According to an unnamed source from the White House, he wandered around the cemetery for nearly three hours, looking for the fallen soldiers that died during the Star Wars, and he was disappointed that he couldn’t find the headstones of Luke Skywalker, Hans Solo, or General George Lucas.
