BREAKING NEWS – Alexandria, Virginia – A woman was seen holding her baby as they approach the Easter Bunny during a drive-thru event outside Kingstowne Snyder Fitness Center. She was concerned why her son hadn’t began trying to talk, and was caught off guard when he shouted, “Take these stupid looking ears off of me right now!” Embarrassed, she quickly began walking toward her car. The baby spoke for the second time ever again as she reached for the door. “And strap me securely in that car seat!” he yelled. “You drive like either you’re drunk, blind, or a moron!”