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BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – Doctors state that Jon Stewart’s vision is slowly returning, after an angry President Obama reached over and attempted to gouge his eyes out during a tough interview. Obama later apologized for the assault and promised to see if the new health bill covers seeing eye dogs.
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That was funnnnn neeeee!
You find temporary blindness funny?