BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – A preschool teacher pled not guilty of stealing a consonant from another teacher’s classroom, even though a camera recorded the alleged theft. Her attorney said one of the teacher’s intentionally left her door unlocked, hoping that the accused teacher would enter and steal one of the alphabets. The lawyer then stated that because his client took the bait and stole a consonant, then it’s a clear case if “N” trapment.
