BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – The chairwoman of Time’s Up, Roberta Kaplan a group that supports victims of sexual harassment, resigned amid backlash over revelations she helped New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo in drafting a letter that smeared one of his accusers.
“I’m a woman and I have incredible mood swings,” explained Kaplan. “One moment I’m sympathetic toward victims of sexual harassment, and the next minute I’ll treat those same women like trailer trash. And any man that is critical of my ongoing emotional roller coaster, is a sexist and is no better than Governor Cuomo and similar frisky predators.”