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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio on suggested that Gov. Andrew Cuomo was…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo fired back at CNN anchor Jake…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN continues to ignore or downplay news that is harmful to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo slammed the New York City Council’s move strip…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A federal judge ruled that New York City Mayor Bill de…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo admitted that coronavirus projections from experts were all…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While New York has weathered the brunt of coronavirus infections and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – While on CNN being interviewed by Alisyn Camerota, Governor Andrew Cuomo said something…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is making it clear he’s “not…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Have Democrats found an alternative to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders…

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