BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C., – The Biden administration’s withdrawal from Afghanistan has been a “f—g disaster” of “epic proportions,” according to Rep. Seth Moulton, D-Mass.
“The thing that everybody needs to understand, even if you completely agree with the Biden administration’s decision to withdraw, the way they have handled this has been a total f—g disaster,” he said, as reported by New York Magazine.
According to an unnamed source in the White House, President Biden referred to Moulton as a “traitor to his own party”, because he was supposed to get an aerial shot of people leaving Disneyland, and allege he was in Afghanistan, showing Americans leaving that country happy and healthy… wearing Mickey Mouse ears.