BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Lakers superstar LeBron James revealed that he received the COVID-19 vaccine. The four-time NBA MVP said that his decision was based on the people closest to him.

“I think everyone has their own choice to do what they feel is right for themselves and their family,” James said at Lakers’ media day, via USA Today. “I don’t think black people should be forced to take the vaccination. However, if any unvaccinated black people friends or relatives show up at my front door risking infecting my family, I have a couple of trained pitbulls that will promptly removed their limbs one at a time, while I ignore their ear piercing screams for help.”