BREAKING NEWS – Hartford, Connecticut – “I like kids better than people,” President Biden after getting a hug from a toddler in Connecticut while nearby protesters bellowed, “F–- Joe Biden.”

“When I talked to all your folks out on the playground, I joked that everybody knows I like kids better than people. Fortunately they like me. That’s why maybe I like them,” Biden said during a speech in Hartford.

“We’re not people?” one of the kids asked.

“In my view, you’re really not a person until your brain is about as developed as mine,” answered Biden.

“Well in that case,” said the kid, “I was a person over a year ago.”