BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder explained to Congressman Darrell Issa, that the botched federal sting of gun trafficking between the United States and Mexico called “Operation Fast and Furious”, was due to a simple miscommunication. Holder testified that he thought it was “gum” trafficking not “gun” trafficking, and he thought the different federal agencies were investigating why so much spearmint and juicy fruit gum wound up south of the border. He later called and apologized to the top executives at Wrigley’s and promised to promptly return their computers and to unfreeze their business accounts.