BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s “Reliable Sources” with left-wing host Brian Stelter had its smallest audience of 2021 on Sunday, failing to surpass 600,000 viewers for the first time.
Stelter’s program averaged a dismal 583,000 viewers, shedding another 10% from the previous week which was also among the struggling program’s worst turnouts of the year. “Reliable Sources” has now failed to average 800,000 viewers for a staggering 12 straight weeks.
According to an unnamed source, Stelter was seen on his knees praying, as tears streamed down his face.
“What have I done wrong? Why don’t people like me?” he cried out. “Why are people so obsessed with accurate reporting instead of my liberal propaganda? God, please tell me!”
He eventually got up an closed his office door, after he saw that employees had gathered and were laughing at him.