BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House press secretary Jen Psaki suggested that it is OK for kids to eat their lunches outside in cold temperatures in an effort to maintain safety amid the COVID-19 pandemic.
Asked whether the White House wanted school children to “get back to a more normal school experience,” Psaki insisted schools are having children practice social distancing measures, mask up, and eat their snacks and lunch in frigid outdoor temperatures in an effort to “keep their kids safe and keep students safe.” She then added, “Kids are the same size as elves. And according to the CDC, not one of those toy making pint size runts at the North Pole in Santa’s Village, ever caught a cold while eating lunch outside in sub-zero temperatures, even though some of their pointy ears have literally frozen solid and fell off.”