BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – The FAA is investigating a mid-air collision between Santa Claus and spaceship from an unknown origin. According to Claus, the two collided after the spaceship got too close to the flying sleigh. When that happened, the reindeer were so terrified, that at least three of them spontaneously relieved themselves, which sprayed all over the spaceship’s windshield, causing the collision.

The strange creature was arrested, and later accused Claus of racism, alleging that he called him an “intergalactic illegal alien” instead of “an undocumented star system migrant.”