BREAKING NEWS – Alexandria, Virginia – The Salvation Army’s Red Kettle Campaign is failing to meet its fundraising goal weeks after the non-profit organization pulled a controversial document about racism from its website amid public outcry.

The sagging fundraising numbers come the month after the organization pulled a guide called “Let’s Talk About Racism” from its website that contained racially charged language instructing White people and Christians to “evaluate” racist attitudes and practices. And the most controversial statement in the guide was “there aren’t any poor white people, because they are all either upper middle class or super rich. Thus the Salvation Army helps exclusively struggling minorities that were trampled on by genetically engineered Caucasian overlords.”