BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a Politico report late, White House staffers are unhappy with their jobs to the point where they anonymously leaked to the online publication in hopes that senior staffers would be alerted to the lack of comradery and overall happiness in the workplace.
Many of the staffers said they are in the process of updating their resumes and will start looking for new jobs next year once the president officially hits his one-year anniversary in office.
Staffers in Vice President Kamala Harris’s office have already started heading for the exits, including her communications director Ashley Etienne and senior adviser Symone Sanders with several others reportedly planning to follow suit soon.
When asked about the amount of people that have left and continue to leave the White House, President Biden stated, “Only one person is responsible for the mass exits, and my staff told me his name is… the Pied Pier.”