BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab better known as the “Underwear Bomber”, pleads guilty to all charges in a courtroom in Detroit, after his failed attempt to blow up a Northwest Airline in flight on Christmas Day 2009. An attorney representing the ACLU stated that they will be representing the “Underwear Bomber” in a multi-million dollar civil suit against Fruit of the Loom, for not having warning labels clearly stating that cotton has the tendency to interfere with detonators.