BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – The Salt Lake City Tribune editorial board published an editorial that called on the Utah governor to use the National Guard to prevent unvaccinated citizens from going anywhere.
In an editorial titled, “Utah leaders have surrendered to COVID pandemic, the Editorial Board writes” the paper lays blame at elected officials for failing to mandate the vaccine for all citizens. The paper asserted that the National Guard should enforce the mandate by not letting unvaccinated people go “anywhere.”
“We feel very comfortable in our position because we recently sought counsel through a séance, and we communicated directly with Brigham Young,” stated the Salt Lake City Tribune editorial board. “The second Mormon President emphatically agreed with our position. He also said he was extremely disappointed that blacks were allowed to live in Utah, and how hot the temperature is in his current location.”