BREAKING NEWS – Moline, Illinois – Elementary school children in Moline, Illinois, have been invited to an “after-school Satan club” with five different meeting dates, according to flyers placed in the school’s lobby and shared on social media.

Some parents are angry about their children’s exposure to information about the club, apparently prompting the superintendent of schools to weigh in. The Satanic Temple says on its website that it operates the clubs “at select public schools where Good News Clubs also operate.”

“Public schools are now raising a generation of cowards and wimps,” a representative of the Satanic Temple stated in a letter to the school district. “We on the other hand, are encouraging children not be afraid of the fiery pit of hell. But instead, we encourage them to live a life that would send them there, and they would have fun being participants in an eternal game, which would require them to run barefoot in the streets, trying to avoid puddles of molten lava.”