BREAKING NEWS – Kyiv, Ukraine – The Ukrainian defense forces manning the island earned international praise on Feb. 24 when they responded to a naval vessel demanding their surrender with defiance.

“Russian ship, go f— yourself!” one of them said over a loudspeaker.

President Putin commented on what was yelled to the naval vessel.

“We Russians will invade countries and kill people indiscriminately,” Putin began. “But unlike the Ukrainians, we don’t use foul language while we’re conducting ruthless unprovoked violent acts.”