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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – The state of Virginia makes history as new Justice, Cleo Elaine Powell gets sworn in. All six members of the Virginia Supreme Court stand and applaud her for being the first African-American woman judge in the entire state that does not wear hair extensions.