BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Russia has removed top commanders from its ranks over poor performances during its war in Ukraine, according to intelligence officials from the United Kingdom.
The war in Ukraine has persisted for three months and western defense officials have repeatedly said Russian President Vladimir Putin’s ambitions in the former Soviet nation are flagging.
Moscow’s inability to make significant advances, capture Kharkiv and the sinking of the Russian warship the Moskva in the Black Sea – which was reported to be the notorious vessel involved in the Snake Island exchange during the early days of the war – has resulted in suspensions among leaders in Russia’s military. The high ranking officers then did shots of vodka with President Putin, until he led the staggering commanders away to an awaiting guillotine.