BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Democrat witness testifying before the House Judiciary Committee on abortion rights declared that men can get pregnant and have abortions.

Aimee Arrambide, the executive director of the abortion rights nonprofit Avow Texas, was asked by Rep. Dan Bishop, R-N.C., to define what “a woman is,” to which she responded, “I believe that everyone can identify for themselves.”

“Do you believe that men can become pregnant and have abortions?” Bishop asked.

“Yes,” Arrambide replied. “I also believe that men can have monthly cycles, go through menopause, and have hysterectomies. I was informed that this happened last winter to man in a place called Whoville.”